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"How’s an intelligent person supposed to react when he discovers that he’s merely the..."

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 10:47:11 -0500

“How’s an intelligent person supposed to react when he discovers that he’s merely the product of a corrupt and evil system? How do you continue to live after you learn that your every breath, every dollar you pay in taxes, every baby you conceive and love will only perpetuate some evil system?”

- Chuck Palahniuk

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Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:46:10 -0500

"That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:45:41 -0500

“That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?"

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:45:22 -0500

“If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people. And..."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:45:08 -0500

“The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people. And maybe the reason vampires don’t die is because they can never see themselves in photographs or mirrors.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were too..."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:44:52 -0500

“People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were too scared of being alone.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to..."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:44:17 -0500

“You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:43:58 -0500

“People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"The world will always punish the few people with special talents the rest of us don’t recognize as..."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:43:42 -0500

“The world will always punish the few people with special talents the rest of us don’t recognize as real.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"The joke is, we all have the same punch line."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:41:52 -0500

“The joke is, we all have the same punch line.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:41:49 -0500

“Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:38:59 -0500

“It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"We’ve taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:38:17 -0500

“We’ve taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t understand. How we need..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:38:00 -0500

“It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"When you think about it, Johnny Appleseed was a fucking ecological terrorist."

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:37:05 -0500

“When you think about it, Johnny Appleseed was a fucking ecological terrorist.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"The future is just wasted on some people."

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:36:19 -0500

“The future is just wasted on some people.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible."

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 10:35:39 -0500

“If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth."

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:33:54 -0500

“You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"Some stories, you use up. Others use you up."

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:33:19 -0500

“Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

"Leonardo’s Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo’s David..."

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:32:37 -0500

“Leonardo’s Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo’s David is just a million hits with a hammer. We’re all of us a million bits put together the right way.”

- Chuck Palahniuk