Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.
— Chuck Palahniuk
It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.
— Chuck Palahniuk
We’ve taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.
— Chuck Palahniuk
It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed.
— Chuck Palahniuk
When you think about it, Johnny Appleseed was a fucking ecological terrorist.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The future is just wasted on some people.
— Chuck Palahniuk
If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible.
— Chuck Palahniuk
You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Leonardo’s Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo’s David is just a million hits with a hammer. We’re all of us a million bits put together the right way.
— Chuck Palahniuk
