June 2009
100 posts
How’s an intelligent person supposed to react when he discovers that...
– Chuck Palahniuk
That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell.
– Chuck Palahniuk
If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
– Chuck Palahniuk
The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill...
– Chuck Palahniuk
People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together...
– Chuck Palahniuk
You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a...
– Chuck Palahniuk
People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind.
– Chuck Palahniuk
The world will always punish the few people with special talents the rest of us...
– Chuck Palahniuk
The joke is, we all have the same punch line.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you...
– Chuck Palahniuk
It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.
– Chuck Palahniuk
We’ve taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the...
– Chuck Palahniuk
It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t...
– Chuck Palahniuk
When you think about it, Johnny Appleseed was a fucking ecological terrorist.
– Chuck Palahniuk
The future is just wasted on some people.
– Chuck Palahniuk
If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible.
– Chuck Palahniuk
You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Leonardo’s Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint....
– Chuck Palahniuk
More and more, it feels like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of...
– Chuck Palahniuk
Almost all the time, you tell yourself you’re loving somebody when...
– Chuck Palahniuk
By the time you read this, you’ll be older than you remember.
– Chuck Palahniuk
We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane....
– Chuck Palahniuk
Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Most times, it’s just a lot easier not to let the world know what’s...
– Chuck Palahniuk
We’ll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.
– Chuck Palahniuk
You are not special. You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake....
– Chuck Palahniuk
Not everybody enjoys baseball or even fishing, but every person is obsessed with...
– Chuck Palahniuk
Details on next Palahniuk novel, expect it in 2010
While on the road promoting his latest novel “Pygmy”, Chuck openly talked about his next novel. In fact, Chuck revealed that, while caring for his mother last year, he actually wrote three novels! The one which is going to drop in 2010 is called “Tell All” and if you thought Chuck couldn’t get anymore original and daring… think again.
The plot: The novel...
When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
– Chuck Palahniuk
Don’t do what you want. Do what you don’t want. Do what you’re...
– Chuck Palahniuk
You grow up to become living proof of your parent’s limitations. Their...
– Chuck Palahniuk
If you can change the way people think. The way they see themselves. The way...
– Chuck Palahniuk
I am an invisible monster, and I am incapable of loving anybody.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?
– Chuck Palahniuk
I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching.
– Chuck Palahniuk
We all have this moment, when your folks first see you as someone not growing up...
– Chuck Palahniuk
Some people are just born human. The rest of us, we take a lifetime to get...
– Chuck Palahniuk
The future you have tomorrow won’t be the same future you had yesterday.
– Chuck Palahniuk
You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying dying.
– Chuck Palahniuk
You can’t base your life on the past or the present.
– Chuck Palahniuk
You’re a different human being to everybody you meet.
– Chuck Palahniuk
It’s clear enough, nobody understands me here.
– Chuck Palahniuk
And married people always think love is the answer.
– Chuck Palahniuk
What you don’t really want to know, but you don’t dare forget.
– Chuck Palahniuk
The truth is… you think what people want you to think.
– Chuck Palahniuk
In the end, it’s never what you worry about that gets you.
– Chuck Palahniuk