June 2009
99 posts
“How’s an intelligent person supposed to react when he discovers that...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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“That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 21st
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“If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 20th
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“The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 20th
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“People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 20th
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“You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 20th
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“People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 19th
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“The world will always punish the few people with special talents the rest of us...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 19th
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“The joke is, we all have the same punch line.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 19th
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“Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 19th
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“It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 18th
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“We’ve taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 18th
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“It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 18th
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“When you think about it, Johnny Appleseed was a fucking ecological terrorist.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 18th
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“The future is just wasted on some people.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 17th
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“If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 17th
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“You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 17th
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“Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 17th
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“Leonardo’s Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint....”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 16th
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“More and more, it feels like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 16th
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“Almost all the time, you tell yourself you’re loving somebody when...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 16th
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“By the time you read this, you’ll be older than you remember.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 16th
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“We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane....”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 15th
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“Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 15th
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“Most times, it’s just a lot easier not to let the world know what’s...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 15th
“We’ll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 15th
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“You are not special. You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake....”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 14th
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“Not everybody enjoys baseball or even fishing, but every person is obsessed with...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 14th
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Details on next Palahniuk novel, expect it in 2010
While on the road promoting his latest novel “Pygmy”, Chuck openly talked about his next novel.  In fact, Chuck revealed that, while caring for his mother last year, he actually wrote three novels!  The one which is going to drop in 2010 is called “Tell All” and if you thought Chuck couldn’t get anymore original and daring… think again.  The plot:  The novel...
Jun 14th
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“When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 14th
“Don’t do what you want. Do what you don’t want. Do what you’re...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 13th
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“You grow up to become living proof of your parent’s limitations. Their...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 13th
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“If you can change the way people think. The way they see themselves. The way...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 13th
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“I am an invisible monster, and I am incapable of loving anybody.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 13th
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“Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 12th
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“I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 12th
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“We all have this moment, when your folks first see you as someone not growing up...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 12th
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“Some people are just born human. The rest of us, we take a lifetime to get...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 12th
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“The future you have tomorrow won’t be the same future you had yesterday.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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“You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying dying.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 11th
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“You can’t base your life on the past or the present.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 11th
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“You’re a different human being to everybody you meet.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 10th
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“It’s clear enough, nobody understands me here.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 10th
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“And married people always think love is the answer.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 10th
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“What you don’t really want to know, but you don’t dare forget.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 10th
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“The truth is… you think what people want you to think.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 9th
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“In the end, it’s never what you worry about that gets you.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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